“二战(🍅)”时期,盟(⛲)军要实施安奇奥登(dēng )陆计(🌰)划,迫于对一门叫安奇奥(ào )大炮的超级(🆖)武器的忌惮,要(yào )(🏴)派两个(gè )精锐特(🎾)工去(qù )摧(cuī )毁(⏬)这门大(❣)炮,结(♑)果(📼)两(liǎng )个傻逼被派(🕔)了去,最(zuì )后经过(guò )一连串搞(gǎo )笑事件,阴差阳错的最后完成(chéng )了任务。 片(piàn )(🙁)段一:德(🚑)国(guó )人(rén )(🥀)在北(🤯)非布置了一个陷(xiàn )阱,准(🧚)备了一幅假的防御工事(🖲)地图让这二个(🎛)士兵带(🥎)回(🥔)去。他(🙂)们却阴差阳错(cuò )的拿(ná )走(zǒu )了真的地(dì )图,最终赢(yíng )得了战役。 (🧤)片段二(🤲):他们化装成管道工潜(qián )入德军在意大(dà )利的司令部,给他(❕)们卫生(shēng )(💔)间的管道(dào )修得(💍)乱七(🐾)八糟,把将(jiāng )军淋了个落汤鸡(🤷)。将军去(🌼)换(huàn )衣服(fú ),拉开(😝)抽屉(🏒)发现(xiàn )一套新的军服,于是洗头洗脸准备换上(👵)新军服的时候闭着眼(yǎn )把(📐)脸盆(pén )里的脏水(shuǐ )倒进抽(chōu )屉(💣)里(🔥)了(柜子旁边有一(🍁)个废水桶)(👗)。那个将军是最主(🛃)要的一个配(pèi )(🤼)角,很(hěn )有意思。到影(yǐng )片结束前(qián )1分钟(zhōng ),都没有(yǒu )(🈳)一句台词。最后说了一句(jù )(🖱)“谢谢(xiè )(😲)”。 片段三:德军有(yǒu )一(yī )门超级大(dà )(♊)炮俯视着联军将(🐣)要(yào )登陆的海(🏖)滩。这二个士兵居然化装成希(🏁)特勒和(hé )(♈)随(⏭)从,去视察大(😂)炮,把大(🐼)炮(🕤)炸(⛱)掉(🥈)了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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